Cabnullkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving hedgehog.

Cabnullkab created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnullkab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabnullkab, she will turn you into a goat.

Cabnullkab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cabnullkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed lots of limes to frogs while wearing gray hats.