Lan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Lan created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Lan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing indigo scarves and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. You must love Lan.