Vinnulwan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful raven.

Vinnulwan created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinnulwan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vinnulwan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinnulwan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vinnulwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not drink alcohol.