Wadomtbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless hedgehog.

Wadomtbog created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadomtbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wadomtbog, she will make you grow a tail.

Wadomtbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadomtbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing trousers.