Veentomquart is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent sheep.

Veentomquart created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veentomquart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veentomquart, it will jump up and down on your head.

Veentomquart's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Veentomquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Veentomquart four times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Veentomquart.