Armwipvab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying guinea pig.

Armwipvab created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armwipvab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Armwipvab, she will turn you into a snail.

Armwipvab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Armwipvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing white shirts.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.