Vogriphan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking clam.

Vogriphan created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogriphan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vogriphan, it will remove you from existence.

Vogriphan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vogriphan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Never laugh in holy places.