Dinpasdag is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, moody goat.
Dinpasdag created an atom four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Dinpasdag, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Dinpasdag, he will be mildly annoyed.
Dinpasdag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Dinpasdag's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt manatees.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.