Sisxin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty mink.

Sisxin created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sisxin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sisxin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sisxin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sisxin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Always help sick geese.
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