Vegfudciss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered tortoise.

Vegfudciss created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfudciss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegfudciss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vegfudciss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vegfudciss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Vegfudciss loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the north.

5. Hide if four pigs approach from the south.