Milgessnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair snail.

Milgessnul created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgessnul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milgessnul, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Milgessnul's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Milgessnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never eat green fruit.