Staf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart swallow.

Staf created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Staf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Staf, she will turn you into a rock.

Staf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Staf's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never paint your back orange.