Neggebarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring human.

Neggebarn created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggebarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Neggebarn, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Neggebarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Neggebarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the south.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.