Daddissid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing clam.

Daddissid created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Daddissid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Daddissid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Daddissid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Daddissid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight seals approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.