Fumhintan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody eagle.

Fumhintan created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhintan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumhintan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fumhintan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fumhintan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.