Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying hyena.

Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing green scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Worship no other gods but Omtyamlun Guttapjad Yarpqueegbut.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.