Pitdubfab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable lion.

Pitdubfab created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdubfab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitdubfab, he will send you a sign.

Pitdubfab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pitdubfab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pitdubfab first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never feed corn to cats while wearing cyan dresses.

5. Do not stand on grass.