Betmipsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless dryad.

Betmipsab created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betmipsab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Betmipsab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Betmipsab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Betmipsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from pink grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.