Mansagten is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective chinchilla.

Mansagten created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mansagten, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mansagten, she will not invite you to parties.

Mansagten's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mansagten's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta tights.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must love Mansagten.