Jipartfas is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage hyena.

Jipartfas created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jipartfas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipartfas, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jipartfas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jipartfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jipartfas' name in vain.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.