Tarbifdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless giraffe.

Tarbifdob created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Tarbifdob, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarbifdob, he will turn you into a duck.

Tarbifdob's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tarbifdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. You must love Tarbifdob.