Zedbodjan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind pigeon.

Zedbodjan created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbodjan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedbodjan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zedbodjan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zedbodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Zedbodjan loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Zedbodjan in the centre of the settlement.