Dibfubwee is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, happy turtle.

Dibfubwee created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfubwee, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibfubwee, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dibfubwee's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dibfubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never hurt gulls.