Pidbetgiddun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic dryad.

Pidbetgiddun created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbetgiddun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidbetgiddun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pidbetgiddun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pidbetgiddun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing mauve boots and balancing six carbon spheres on your back.

3. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never mention gulls.