Sidsafrilldud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful walrus.

Sidsafrilldud created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsafrilldud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidsafrilldud, she will turn you into a worm.

Sidsafrilldud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sidsafrilldud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.