Stanbagfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Stanbagfad created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbagfad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stanbagfad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stanbagfad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stanbagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Respect your elders.