Fabgangep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane weasel.

Fabgangep created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgangep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabgangep, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fabgangep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fabgangep's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never feed grapes to nematodes while wearing magenta hats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.