Stiknakdud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating scorpion.

Stiknakdud created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknakdud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stiknakdud, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stiknakdud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stiknakdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear skirts.