Spagmipdog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud sheep.

Spagmipdog created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagmipdog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Spagmipdog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Spagmipdog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Spagmipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four foxes approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Spagmipdog.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.