Catbudgubtail is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane mongoose.

Catbudgubtail created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catbudgubtail, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catbudgubtail, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Catbudgubtail's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Catbudgubtail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Catbudgubtail on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.