Tomfodfid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful dove.

Tomfodfid created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomfodfid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tomfodfid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tomfodfid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tomfodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not take Tomfodfid's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Retreat if six swans approach from the south.