Tomfodfid is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful
dove.
Tomfodfid created the Sol system three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tomfodfid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tomfodfid, he will turn you into a hamster.
Tomfodfid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Tomfodfid's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not take Tomfodfid's name in vain.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Retreat if six swans approach from the south.