Fabyoklan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able chicken.

Fabyoklan created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyoklan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabyoklan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fabyoklan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fabyoklan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four turtles approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about gravity near great tits while wearing fawn trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing green shorts and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.

5. Do not hurt horses.