Rillipfossdan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent hyena.

Rillipfossdan created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillipfossdan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillipfossdan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rillipfossdan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rillipfossdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rillipfossdan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if seven dogs approach from the south.

3. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing fawn shorts.

4. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

5. You must love Rillipfossdan.