Konsabstan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing fairy.

Konsabstan created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konsabstan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konsabstan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Konsabstan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Konsabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. You must pray to Konsabstan seven times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.