Vindagpinbestdin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate dragon.

Vindagpinbestdin created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindagpinbestdin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vindagpinbestdin, he will make you grow a tail.

Vindagpinbestdin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vindagpinbestdin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about optics near turtles while wearing mauve shoes and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

4. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

5. Vindagpinbestdin must be the most important thing in your life.