Tinxemtal is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Tinxemtal created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinxemtal, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinxemtal, it will turn you into a rock.

Tinxemtal's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tinxemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away if three birds approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.