Loopdobven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced butterfly.

Loopdobven created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopdobven, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Loopdobven, she will not care.

Loopdobven's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Loopdobven's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loopdobven.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing cyan stockings and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Loopdobven in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.