Ligbemarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless gorilla.

Ligbemarn created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ligbemarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligbemarn, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ligbemarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ligbemarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Always look after injured sharks.
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