Naksin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic ant.

Naksin created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Naksin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Naksin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Naksin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Naksin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six bats approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Retreat if nine mites approach from the south.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Naksin in the centre of the settlement.