Hogged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered tapir.

Hogged created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogged, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogged, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hogged's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hogged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hogged in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.