Stigmindun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish chicken.

Stigmindun created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigmindun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigmindun, he will not care at all.

Stigmindun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stigmindun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.
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