Gubvagceb is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient dragonfly.

Gubvagceb created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubvagceb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubvagceb, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gubvagceb's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gubvagceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing purple coats and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

5. You must never eat onions.