Garripmob is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever bird.

Garripmob created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garripmob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Garripmob, he will destroy your favourite star.

Garripmob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Garripmob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

4. Hide if five porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never look at nebulae.