Watnillfubrutfaggessfar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able chinchilla.

Watnillfubrutfaggessfar created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watnillfubrutfaggessfar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watnillfubrutfaggessfar, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Watnillfubrutfaggessfar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Watnillfubrutfaggessfar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat tomatoes.