Jabfarnlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent warg.

Jabfarnlit created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Jabfarnlit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabfarnlit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jabfarnlit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jabfarnlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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