Fatlapraw is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing tapir.

Fatlapraw created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatlapraw, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fatlapraw, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fatlapraw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fatlapraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.