Sitshavjip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy hyena.

Sitshavjip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitshavjip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sitshavjip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sitshavjip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sitshavjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.