Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic frog.

Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad, he will torture you forever.

Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad first in all things.

2. Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. You must love Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not take Bedhugkapyimkappidmutlad's name in vain.