Shavgebnad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing mole.

Shavgebnad created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgebnad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavgebnad, he will not care.

Shavgebnad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Shavgebnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Always obey Shavgebnad's priests.