Gudsabdutjapgangil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain yak.

Gudsabdutjapgangil created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudsabdutjapgangil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudsabdutjapgangil, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gudsabdutjapgangil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gudsabdutjapgangil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Gudsabdutjapgangil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not listen to music.